this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
only if we run a train.
done.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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