I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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