Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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