I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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