They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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