How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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