you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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