How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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