so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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