My room smells like vodka and shame
I will die if light touches me.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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