It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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