apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
there's paper in my vomit.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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