what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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