I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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