I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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