waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house