If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Watching her eat just hurts me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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