the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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