As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
So. Much. Porn.
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