I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
