garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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