so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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