I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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