yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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