His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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