Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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