SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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