help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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