help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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