Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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