So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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