Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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