The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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