..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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