Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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