fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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