At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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