My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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