i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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