I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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