And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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