PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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