Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm at about main and main street
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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