dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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