Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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