you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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