It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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