Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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