she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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