I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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