so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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