with your own penis?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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