Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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