I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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