You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
