Having a random hookup so left but love u
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I love you.
Bad choice
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